Friday, April 25, 2008

Either/Or! Just pick one , support it, and tell us why!

Burping in public or flatulence? Run with it, and have a little fun.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leaving a hefty belch is seen in many of the world's cultures as a sign of respect for a great meal, while it is viewed as crass in America.

But there's nothing like busting out a great fart to make a room laugh. --Brrrrrap! No matter how out of place or "improper it may be viewed as being, such as in church or a business meeting etc., it ALWAYS produces a snicker, giggle, smile or even all out laughter. Some people even are compelled by some unknown phenomenon that ceremoniously makes them rate its "value" and proclaim it heartily to those present, and sometimes for days and weeks afterward. Everyone enjoys a good fart, and in various ways as you can surmise.

Whew! Felt good to that out in the open.

Anonymous said...

In either case, one should make sure that they are not TOO assertive in their belching or farting in order to assure that they do not expel any...um...projectiles by mistake!

Jay said...

That's a pretty gross "versus," but I'm gonna go with Anonymous here. A fart has pretty good humor value.

Gary Sutton said...

I think working on an entire sentence with a belch is an accomplishment any man would be proud of on any day. My producer, Stu has been working very hard at it, and frankly is impressive beyond words. Soon, he'll have a paragraph down, and will be seen as the Oracle of Belching.

Stu said...

Those weren't belches, Gary........

Anonymous said...

You know how kids like to belch the alphabet? Do kids in other countries do that too? I'd like to hear some kid belch the alphabet in Spanish, which would be tougher because they have a couple extra letters and would actually have to roll their belched "r" and "rr". I'm going to Youtube that one...

Anonymous said...

Belching. The perpetrator is more easily identifiable, but the evidence clears up more quickly. ;)