Thursday, April 3, 2008

Lighten Up and Fill in the Headline!

It's time for a moment of pure frivolity here on the WOW Blog. For a free lunch or dinner at WOW, fill in the correct answers to recent headlines. Oh yeah, have fun!

HOLE IN THE HEADLINE

* "Missing NY ___ Found At Ohio Strip Club!"
* "Marksmen Fed Up With Shooting ____s!"
* "____ Rings Fall Foul Of Airport Check!"
* "Vicar Offers Stress Relief In ____!"
* "Official Web Site Hacked Over ____ Ban!"
* "Farmer Finds Mystery ____ Junk!"
* "____ Stolen From Norway Aquarium!"
* "Finnish ____ In Trouble Over Text Msgs To Dancer!"
* "Steven Seagull Returns To Motel For ____!"
* "Cook Accused Of ____ing On Fan's Burger!"
* "Woman, 77, Saves Mail Carrier From ____!"
* "Man Writes Check On 2-Ply ____ Paper!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I never win these things but her goes:

* "Missing NY _STEAK__ Found At Ohio Strip Club!"
* "Marksmen Fed Up With Shooting _BLANKS___s!"
* "_BATHTUB___ Rings Fall Foul Of Airport Check!"
* "Vicar Offers Stress Relief In _APOLOGY FOR CLERGY SEX WITH PARISHONERS___!"
* "Official Web Site Hacked Over _OFFICIAL WEB SITE___ Ban!"
* "Farmer Finds Mystery _BY EARL STANLEY GARNER IN___ Junk!"
* "_CODPIECE__ Stolen From Norway Aquarium!"
* "Finnish _TELECOMMUNICATIONS GIANT ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF TEXT MESSENGING NUDE WOMEN ___ In Trouble Over Text Msgs To Dancer!"
* "Steven Seagull Returns To Motel For _SLOPPY SECONDS___!"
* "Cook Accused Of _SERMONIZ___ing On Fan's Burger!"
* "Woman, 77, Saves Mail Carrier From _EARLY RETIREMENT___!"
* "Man Writes Check On 2-Ply _CARBON___ Paper!"


I'm sure they're all correct, in a not-so-correct way.

Anonymous said...

Hee hee ha ha ha, Google rocks.

1. Reverend
2. Blanks
3. Nipple
4. Grave
5. Porn
6. Space
7. Crocodile
8. Minister
9. Cake
10. Spitting
11. Dog
12. Toilet

Gary Sutton said...

Congratulations Doug and Google! You win a lunch or dinner at the famous WOW Cafe and Wingery on Rte. 30 West or for locals Loucks Rd. in York. Each of your answers is right on. A special mention to Jacque for the most interesting answers, particularly on the Steven Segal answer.