Welcome, visitors from Denmark!

Welcome to the blog, visitors from Denmark!

Denmark is Norway's neighbor and is thus locked in a terrible arms race over their coats of arms. Denmark's coat of arms features not one lion, but three lions with little crowns.

While this is enough to ensure peace via the theory of Mutally Assured Destruction, U.N. weapons inspectors suspect that Denmark is currently working on ax technology -- an outcome that will surely disrupt the balance of power in Scandinavia.

Denmark is also known as the setting for William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This previously unknown play was later made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger's portrayal of the Danish prince.